Imagine a road trip where every stop is a portal to wonder.
Vermont’s got eight such gateways, each promising a dash of whimsy and a sprinkle of the extraordinary.
Ready for a journey that’ll make your inner child do cartwheels?
1. Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium (St. Johnsbury)
Holy Romanesque Revival, Batman!
The Fairbanks Museum looks like it teleported straight out of a Victorian fairy tale.
With its imposing stone facade and that tower that screams “I’ve got secrets,” you half expect a dragon to pop its head out and ask for directions.
Step inside, and you’re greeted by a menagerie of stuffed critters that’ll make you wonder if Noah’s Ark had a garage sale.
But the real showstopper?
The planetarium.
It’s like someone shrunk the universe and stuffed it into a snow globe for your viewing pleasure.
Pro tip: Keep an eye out for the museum’s famous “Eye on the Sky” weather forecasts.
They’re so accurate, even the clouds tune in.
2. Bread & Puppet Theater (Glover)
If Salvador Dalí and Jim Henson had a love child, it would probably look something like the Bread & Puppet Theater.
This place is where giant puppets come to life, and bread isn’t just for sandwiches – it’s a political statement.
Picture this: a barn that’s part theater, part bakery, and 100% surreal.
The performances here are a mix of avant-garde art, political satire, and enough cardboard to make Amazon jealous.
And yes, they really do hand out bread at the end.
It’s like Oprah, but with sourdough.
Just remember, if you see a 20-foot puppet marching down the field, don’t panic.
It’s not the invasion of the carb snatchers – it’s just another day at Bread & Puppet.
3. The Museum of Everyday Life (Glover)
Ever wanted to see a shrine dedicated to the humble toothbrush?
Or perhaps a gallery showcasing the evolution of the pencil?
Well, pinch yourself, because you’re not dreaming – you’re at the Museum of Everyday Life.
This place is like your junk drawer came to life and decided to put on an art show.
Housed in an unassuming barn, it’s a celebration of the mundane, the overlooked, and the “why-on-earth-would-anyone-collect-that?”
The best part?
It’s self-service.
You turn on the lights when you arrive and off when you leave.
It’s like being the night guard at the world’s quirkiest museum, minus Ben Stiller and the T-Rex.
4. Dog Chapel (St. Johnsbury)
Imagine a place where “Sit, stay, pray” isn’t just a clever bumper sticker, but an actual mantra.
Welcome to the Dog Chapel, where our four-legged friends are practically canonized.
This little white chapel looks innocent enough from the outside, but step inside and you’re hit with a tsunami of canine love.
The walls are plastered with thousands of photos and notes to departed pooches.
It’s like Facebook’s “In Memoriam” page came to life, grew fur, and started wagging its tail.
Don’t forget to check out the stained glass windows featuring dogs in various holy poses.
It’s enough to make you wonder if all dogs really do go to heaven – and if they do, does heaven have a leash law?
5. The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet (Burlington)
In a world of digital storage, Burlington said, “Hold my maple syrup” and erected a monument to the analog age.
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Behold, the World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet!
This 38-drawer behemoth stands like a metallic middle finger to the cloud, reaching skyward as if to file away the very clouds themselves.
It’s the kind of thing that makes you wonder: Was this a drunken dare between office supply salesmen?
A protest against paperless offices?
Or just Vermont’s way of saying, “Yeah, we’re quirky. Deal with it.”
Either way, it’s a sight to behold.
Just don’t ask to see where they keep the stapler.
6. Vermontasaurus (Post Mills)
Ever wondered what would happen if a dinosaur mated with a pile of scrap wood?
No?
Well, someone in Post Mills did, and the result is the glorious monstrosity known as the Vermontasaurus.
This 25-foot-tall, 122-foot-long wooden sculpture looks like what would happen if Jurassic Park was sponsored by Home Depot.
It’s part art, part eyesore, and 100% conversation starter.
The best part?
It’s constantly evolving.
Wind, weather, and the occasional well-meaning repair job mean that this dino is always changing.
It’s like watching evolution in real-time, if evolution had a sense of humor and access to a lumber yard.
7. The Old Stone House Museum (Brownington)
At first glance, the Old Stone House looks like it’s auditioning for a role in a Jane Austen novel.
But don’t let its prim and proper exterior fool you – this place has more stories than a gossipy grandmother at a family reunion.
Built in 1836 as a dormitory for the Orleans County Grammar School, it now houses a collection of 19th-century oddities that’ll make you glad you live in the age of smartphones and indoor plumbing.
From antique farm tools that look more like torture devices to Victorian underwear that could double as a ship’s sail, it’s a treasure trove of “What on earth is that?” moments.
Pro tip: Keep an eye out for the two-headed calf.
It’s the museum’s star attraction and proof that even Mother Nature likes to get weird sometimes.
8. Wilson Castle (Proctor)
If you’ve ever thought, “Gee, I wonder what it would look like if a medieval European castle had a baby with a New England bed and breakfast,” then boy, do I have news for you.
Wilson Castle is that architectural love child you never knew you needed to see.
This 19th-century mansion is a hodgepodge of styles that shouldn’t work together but somehow do.
It’s like the architectural equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza – controversial, but oddly satisfying.
Inside, it’s a treasure trove of antiques, artwork, and enough taxidermy to make you wonder if Noah’s Ark crashed nearby.
The tour guides spin yarns about the eccentric Wilson family that are so wild, you’ll find yourself fact-checking on your phone.
Spoiler alert: Most of it’s true.
So there you have it, folks – eight slices of Vermont weird that’ll make your Instagram followers do a double-take.
Who needs reality when you can have giant puppets, filing cabinet skyscrapers, and canine chapels?
Fuel your wanderlust!
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Vermont: Come for the maple syrup, stay for the surreal.