Who says road trips have to be ordinary?
Embark on this wacky adventure through Maine and discover unique attractions that redefine roadside charm.
1. Wild Blueberry Land (Columbia Falls)
Imagine if the Smurfs decided to open a theme park dedicated to Maine’s favorite fruit.
That’s pretty much what you get at Wild Blueberry Land.
This blue-tiful (see what I did there?) dome-shaped building looks like it was plucked straight out of a cartoon.
It’s as if Papa Smurf said, “You know what? Let’s make this place so blue, even the sky will be jealous.”
Inside, you’ll find all things blueberry – from jams and jellies to pies that could make your grandma weep with envy.
And let’s not forget the blueberry-themed miniature golf course.
Because nothing says “I’m a serious golfer” like putting around giant blueberries.
2. World’s Largest Telephone (Bryant Pond)
In Bryant Pond, they’ve taken the phrase “Can you hear me now?” to a whole new level.
Standing proud and tall is the World’s Largest Telephone, a monument to the town’s claim to fame as the last place in America to give up hand-crank telephones.
It’s like they looked at progress and said, “Nah, we’re good.”
This giant black phone looks like it could’ve been used by King Kong to order a pizza.
It’s so big, you half expect to see a “You must be this tall to make a call” sign next to it.
And here’s a fun fact: the handle actually moves!
So go ahead, give it a crank.
Just don’t expect anyone to answer – unless you believe in really, really big ghosts.
3. Eartha, The World’s Largest Rotating Globe (Yarmouth)
If you’ve ever wanted to feel like a god gazing down at Earth, Eartha is your chance.
This massive globe, housed at the DeLorme headquarters in Yarmouth, is the world’s largest rotating and revolving globe.
It’s like someone took a regular classroom globe and said, “Make it bigger. No, bigger. Keep going. Perfect!”
Eartha is so detailed, you can probably spot your house if you squint hard enough.
And it rotates!
It’s like watching the world spin without the pesky side effect of dizziness.
Just don’t try to give it a spin yourself – unless you’ve been working out with Atlas.
4. The Desert of Maine (Freeport)
You read that right.
A desert.
In Maine.
It’s like Mother Nature decided to play a practical joke on geography.
This 40-acre patch of sand dunes sticks out in the Pine Tree State like a camel at a lobster bake.
The Desert of Maine is what happens when glacial silt meets poor farming practices.
It’s a testament to human stubbornness – or maybe just a really elaborate sandcastle gone wrong.
Either way, it’s a surreal experience to be trudging through sand dunes one minute and then diving into a pine forest the next.
Don’t forget your sunscreen and your sense of humor!
5. Lenny the Chocolate Moose (Scarborough)
Ever had a craving for chocolate so big you could ride it?
Well, saddle up, partner, because Lenny the Chocolate Moose is here to satisfy that urge – visually, at least.
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Standing proud in Len Libby’s Candies, this life-size moose is made from 1,700 pounds of milk chocolate.
Lenny is accompanied by his pals: a black bear and two cubs, also made of chocolate.
It’s like a woodland scene, if the woodland was Willy Wonka’s backyard.
And while you can’t take a bite out of Lenny (please don’t try), you can certainly feast your eyes on this chocolatey masterpiece.
It’s the ultimate “look but don’t eat” challenge!
6. International Cryptozoology Museum (Portland)
Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and the Yeti walk into a bar… or in this case, a museum in Portland.
The International Cryptozoology Museum is dedicated to the study of hidden or unknown animals.
It’s like a zoo for things that probably don’t exist, but hey, who are we to judge?
From Bigfoot hair samples to a life-size coelacanth model, this place is a treasure trove of the weird and wonderful.
It’s the perfect spot for those who want to believe – or those who just enjoy a good chuckle at humanity’s endless quest to prove the improbable.
7. Umbrella Cover Museum (Peaks Island)
You know those little sleeves that come with umbrellas?
The ones you lose approximately 2.5 seconds after buying a new umbrella?
Well, someone decided those unsung heroes deserved their own museum.
Welcome to the Umbrella Cover Museum on Peaks Island, the world’s only museum dedicated to the art and appreciation of umbrella covers.
This quirky collection boasts over 2,000 umbrella covers from over 70 countries.
It’s like a United Nations of rainy day accessories.
The museum’s motto?
“Celebrate the mundane!”
It’s a reminder that even the most overlooked items can have their moment in the spotlight – or should we say, their moment under the umbrella?
8. Paul Bunyan Statue (Bangor)
Bangor is home to a 31-foot-tall statue of Paul Bunyan, because apparently regular-sized lumberjacks just weren’t cutting it.
This giant Paul stands proud, axe in hand, ready to chop down imaginary trees or possibly swat away any low-flying planes.
The statue was erected in 1959 to celebrate Bangor’s lumber heritage, and it’s been a beloved (if slightly intimidating) landmark ever since.
It’s like the city decided, “You know what we need? A lumberjack so big he could use the Penobscot River as a log flume.”
And honestly, they weren’t wrong.
There you have it, folks – a road trip through Maine’s quirkiest attractions.
From chocolate beasts to rotating globes, it’s a journey that’ll leave you wondering if someone spiked the lobster rolls.
Let the journey unfold!
This map is your guide to every twist, turn, and unforgettable stop ahead.
So gas up the car, pack your sense of wonder, and get ready to see Maine’s wacky side.
Just remember: in this state, normal is just a setting on the dryer.