The Yowl

Brave Student to be First to Ever Attempt an Inter-Library Loan

Brave Student to be First to Ever Attempt an Inter-Library Loan

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The campus was abuzz this week as rumors circulated that a brave student, Michael Kline ’18, planned to be the first Davidson student to ever attempt an inter-library loan. Kline, who had been trying to write a paper for his “super hard” psych class all week long, confirmed on FridayRead More

Pigeons Threaten to Withdraw Union Funding  Until Outrageous Demands are Met

Pigeons Threaten to Withdraw Union Funding Until Outrageous Demands are Met

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Many students have utliized the corner table by the Union pool tables over the years. Its proximity to both the stairwell and the window make it a prime location for both studying and socializing, and its mahogany trim is said to have calming effects on all who encounter it. PerhapsRead More

Local Douches Declare Davidson’s Dating Scene the Worst in the Nation

Local Douches Declare Davidson’s Dating Scene the Worst in the Nation

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Last Wednesday, the Davidson Douche Society deemed the school’s dating scene worse than that of any other learning institution in the nation. Following months of deliberation, the society came to this conclusion based on anecdotal yet comprehensive evidence of unjustified rejection from their female peers. “This really shouldn’t come asRead More

Tenders Manufactures Controversy to Fuel More Talk-Backs Sponsored By Tenders

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Following a month-long investigation, The Yowl has discovered evidence of a conspiracy infiltrating the highest levels of the Davidson administration. Tenders, the popular Cornelius fried-chicken restaurant, has worked over the course of several years to incite a litany of controversies and communal debates at Davidson, boosting their sales through school-sponsoredRead More

Santa Lobbies for Trans-Pacific Partnership To Aid in Annual Transport of Presents

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The ever-rising human population is causing problems for nearly every international industry, but one long-standing business tycoon is making clear efforts to combat the issue. Sources close to officials high up within the ranks of the Trans-Pacific Partner- ship (TPP) have leaked some big news: Santa Claus is coming toRead More