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Police Continue Search for Davidson Student’s Self Esteem

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Police announced today that they are continuing the search for Davidson College student Brianna Liberty’s self esteem. The first year student’s self esteem was reported stolen following her poor performance on an economics final. “I was fine up until I got to Davidson. I was completely sure of myself andRead More

Gender and Sexualities Class Inspires Ten-Minute Desire to Change World

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Davidson College takes pride in its ability to shape its students into educated, innovative, and progressive leaders. From 11:30 a.m. to 12:20 p.m, Patricia Ruback ‘18 exemplified this vision. Ruback reportedly remained attentive until her Gender and Sexuality (GSS) class was dismissed, citing a brief group discussion about systematic oppressionRead More

Google Unveils Plan to Rule World and Cute New Logo

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Many of Google’s nearly two billion users were shocked on Tuesday morning to find that the popular search engine’s signature colorful logo — and company mission — had been minutely altered overnight Google spokesperson Derrick Vanders explained what propelled this adaptation: “The logo change is actually part of Google’s newestRead More

RLO Staff Caught Hazing New Group of Hall Counselors

RLO Staff Caught Hazing New Group of Hall Counselors

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With over 95 percent of its students living on campus, Davidson College’s Residence Life Office (RLO) is an integral part of the school community. The college website boasts that “staff members work hard to ensure a safe, comfortable living experience while enhancing academic performance and social development.” Recent events, however,Read More

Crocs Season Delegated to One “Purge”  Day in Mid-August

Crocs Season Delegated to One “Purge” Day in Mid-August

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In an official announcement on Monday, the United States government decreed that Americans would only be allowed to wear Crocs shoes on a single “purge” day in mid-August. The statement declared that the event will be held annually in an effort to protect the public from their appearance for theRead More