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Layoffs Continue: Davis Cafe Workers Lose Jobs  to Eerily Human-Looking AI Robots

Layoffs Continue: Davis Cafe Workers Lose Jobs to Eerily Human-Looking AI Robots

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UNION – Programmed to swipe cat cards, kindly ask how your day is, and inform you that you still have a dollar left, these state-of-the-art AI workers have been heralded as, “the future of automation at Davidson.” They might even tell a witty joke once in awhile via a processRead More

Pimento Cheese Sandwich to Be Evicted

Pimento Cheese Sandwich to Be Evicted

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BELOVED UNION STATION – Early last Wednesday morning, a longtime resident of the beloved Union Station was quietly delivered a notice of eviction. Doug Mould, a soggy pimento cheese sandwich and local volunteer, is only the most recent in a series of displacements following the recently announced closing of theRead More

Pictured: Seth McAdams ‘21 having a grand old time in the dumpster. He found some Gushers! Way to go Seth!

Next Year’s New Meal Plan Option: Just Scavenging Through Garbage Like a Raccoon

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F DUMPSTERS – In an effort to provide alternative dining options to students in the wake of the beloved Union Station’s closing, Davidson Dining Services has announced an exciting new replacement: digging through the f*cking trash for scraps like a f*cking animal. “We’re really excited about this new resource,” statedRead More

Library Coffee Machine Stoked to Become Late Night Caffeine Monopolist

Library Coffee Machine Stoked to Become Late Night Caffeine Monopolist

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LIBS – Upon hearing of the recent closing of the beloved Union Station—formerly one of two locations where students could grab a post-midnight cup of Joe—the coffee vending machine in Davidson’s E.H. Little Library was reportedly over the f*cking moon. The machine, who sits by the information desk on theRead More

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