The Yowl

BREAKING: YAF Plans to Kneel During Mr. Brightside in Some Sort of Counter-Protest

BREAKING: YAF Plans to Kneel During Mr. Brightside in Some Sort of Counter-Protest

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Nibbling on the lukewarm strips leftover from their sparsely attended weekly meeting’s free Chick-Fil-A, the rebellious student political provocateurs known as the Young Americans for Freedom were seen engaging in serious deliberations regarding the group’s objectives for the remainder of the semester. Yowl informants (we have informants now, pretty neat)Read More

Campus Sculpture Temporarily In Barcelona Taken Hostage By Catalonian Independence Movement

Campus Sculpture Temporarily In Barcelona Taken Hostage By Catalonian Independence Movement

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The US Department of State revealed in a shocking statement last Thursday that the famous sculpture of a crouching man, which traditionally resided on Davidson College’s campus, has been captured by fervent supporters of Catalonian Independence. Formally named Waves III, this stainless-steel work by sculptor Jaume Plensa had recently beenRead More

Immaculate Conception Occurs After Socially Awkward Students Make Intense, Prolonged Eye Contact

Immaculate Conception Occurs After Socially Awkward Students Make Intense, Prolonged Eye Contact

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Joshua O’Donnell was born last Sunday to two Davidson Students. The 6 pound 5 ounce baby served as a warm and welcome bundle to parents Mary Stew ‘18 and Thomas Dickinson ‘20, who conceived the little bundle of joy after making intense, and fleeting eye contact in the library nineRead More

The Poetry Corner:  Closing of Union Station Signals Fulfilment of  Ancient Cataclysmic Prophecy

The Poetry Corner: Closing of Union Station Signals Fulfilment of Ancient Cataclysmic Prophecy

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When the Moon doth shine in the Westward Sky, When the Students of the Night doth sound the bloodlet Cry The Sea shall Rise, and the Land shall Crake Orange Devils shall rule, and The Armfield shall quake, The Union shall split, and YAF shall take Over the World. WhenRead More

Following College’s Lead, Town to Replace CVS with Giant F*cking Vending Machine

Following College’s Lead, Town to Replace CVS with Giant F*cking Vending Machine

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